“She is so innocent that I am actually quite tempted to corrupt her.”
— Maleficent (when her sadistic tendencies creep in while she’s watching over Aurora)
jellyfish dont have to worry about taxes
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
(Source: corpish, via ruinedchildhood)
50 shades of ayyyyyyyyyyy
The Audacity Of Dope
But What. The Fuck. Do I Know.